How was I supposed to know the process of creating a genetically mutated cube squirrel would also make it a cyclops? Poor thing’s depth perception probably makes it think that acorn is within reach.
The most dangerous animal in the forest has got to be the zombie bear. If that zombie bear has an afro? Well, at that point you can stop running. There’s no point. It is guaranteed to find you and zombify you. It clearly stole that glorious fro off the last victim.
This is why I only eat scrambled eggs. Edit: My dad sent me this photo. The resemblance is uncanny!
From time to time, I like to look at the patterns in stone tiles and textured walls. They can form some interesting shapes. This little owl, for example, was discovered in a shower tile.
Who said Elder Gods can’t be good parents?